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Deranged Assistant [Ultimate Masters]

Deranged Assistant [Ultimate Masters]
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Set: Ultimate Masters
Type: Creature — Human Wizard
Rarity: Common
Cost: {1}{U}
{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."